Spanish flu

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Update on swine flu in the lands of the Malay. Sadly there is a group of people unconfucious of course, that reared these vile things that polluted well, almost everything, you name it. Rivers, swamps, air, beaches, oceans etc. etc. Hmm. How much exactly does a pig cost? When the dreaded Avian flu struck the world, all birds of a feather had to face the same fate, either safely lock up in coop or not. Death. With little compensation of course, like RM 50 for a goose, not so sure about Serama chicken, being so small n all.

Being Malay, well, we just follow what is best 4 us as prescribed by our wise government of course. Can't say the same 4 those who are allowed 2 share these blessed lands of the Malay. When the government agencies tried to cull the pigs during the Nipah virus menace, sorry the Meningitis menace caused by mosquito bites that of course bit a pig first, they were faced by rioters armed with axes, sharp deadly objects n of course the dreaded Molotov Cocktail. Don't believe me? Look it up yourself. U got the net bro! Browse something else than just porn n pun. U'll be smarter. Trust me.

When the Malays of Melaka after more than 50 years had to bear the stench of their fat money making pigs finally protested, they hang a head of a pygmy wild boar on the fences of Malay leaders' houses n mosque n on public beaches 2 make a stupid point. Luckily, the Malay shows their wisdom n not easily intimidated. If not. Well, U don't wanna get in the way when a Malay ran amok. Trust me. Go ahead. Ask their former master, the British.
Spanish flu? Look it up yourself. 1918 -1920. Millions died of course. 50 to 100 millions around the world, n the cause is still a big mystery...oink!

(Crawford):

I had a little bird,
Its name was Enza.
I opened the window,
And in-flu-enza.