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I'm experiencing difficulties to access my facebook account. Could it be some pishing agents or hackers trying to hack me guys?? I'm sorry if it seems that I'm ignoring your messages. It is the same with my gmail n this blog. I hope I won't piss them off 4 having winning so many lotteries n getting in some king's last wish to include me in their will or untold riches that some loony wanted 2 share with me, which is of course, forbidden for me in my entire life since gambling is among the gravest sin in Islam. It has some good outcome in it, but the evil consequences in it is greater, so it is not allowed for Muslims by Allah s.w.t.

Is it my 10 year old sponsored Dell laptop that is causing all the delays n difficult navigation or is it my anti virus n firewall that made it almost tiring 4 me to access them? Allah knows. But being me. I would always play safe of course. Yes I'm being paranoid. Trust me. It kept me alive all this while so I think I will stick on being paranoid ok. Wish me luck. Last thing I heard everyone is angry with me. The Khawarij wannabe Malay Saints, if there are such Saints in the Malay community, the Indo Malays that kept on accusing us as robbers of their luck n of course the Buttman's followers n the unConfucious Chinese n ungrateful Hindus that wanna sue my ass, ops sorry my picture for being so naughty, if not being as stupid as they are.

Well, now U know why I had to shrink my Raya Card just in case eh? But I'm taking the risk to show U that I'm not a cartoon like Cranmer. I'm a living breathing Acadian, ops sorry, a living breathing Malay hulubalang or warrior, descendant of giants killers of Dutch pirates, Portuguese butchers, English robbers, n oh not forgetting the cruel n dreaded Siamese looters n rapists n last but not least, the cruel midget Samurais. May I have the honour to know who is this person I'm talking with?

Do U know who thought up the word 'amok' for the British, that made them define it in their dictionary? Well, the word terrorist was invented by the Irgun n the word amok was derived from the Malays n chivalry was taught by Saladin. I wonder why they didn't branded us as terrorist back then. Hmm..Don't forget to update your anti virus n internet security suite guys when U r accessing my blog or the net, just in case. The ones that I'm fighting with are demons in disguise. So be careful now U hear. See ya, I'm going to visit my friends n foes to celebrate Hari Raya. Here in the lands of the Malay, we celebrate Aidil Fitri 4 almost throughout Syawal since it is customary, no, not compulsory to visit our relatives n friends to foster our bond. C U.