Eggs and Humpty Dumpty

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Along came a bearded man walking so tall. He asked the bearded man, "Do U represent Sharia?"

N the bearded man, convinced that his beard was long enough to scare critics, ask back, "Do U represent Sharia?" Humpty Dumpty was confused, since his question is met with another question. Lost of interest, the bearded man walked away, leaving Humpty Dumpty all alone and still wandering about Sharia while delicately balancing himself so that he won't fall off the wall and broke to pieces.

Not long afterwards, a couple of balloons as drunk as they can be walked by. They almost knocked him off the wall. Singing happily, "we were masters of the Muslims, we steal, we lie and cheat and now we have all the glory and they have none but nits."

Interested, Humpty Dumpty called to them, "Do U represent Sharia?" Caught by surprised, they laughed at him, "What? U gotta be kidding, We represent the highly civilised West that burnt people on stakes. But we don't do that no more, we just toast them with nukes or willy pete".

Humpty Dumpty got more confused. The Chaps were happy with themselves but they did not represent Sharia.

Along came a man. Had a little beard, thin moustache, smiling when looking at him. Not drunk and seems compose with manners. He decided to ask this man and hope that he would be able to answer his eggy question. "Do U represent sharia?"

The man although quite startled answered back in a profound manner, "Yes, Sharia means law and order n never torture. It harms no one but an offender. No spies to catch U. No moral police to guard U. Oh, one more thing, it is exclusively for Muslims. Those who do not kill n plunder but fight the likes of Vlad the Impaler. So don't worry, U can keep on being an egg. My job is just conveying the message of the truth, that is all. U can keep on poisoning yourself with alcohol or whatever else that makes you tick. U can keep on aborting your unborn babies or halting your nature of sex but pray, sorry, prey on little ones for ages and kept on accusing Muhammad of being a paedophile, while paedophilia are rampant in most Christian churches all over the globe."

N Humpty Dumpty frowned its painted eyebrows as if they were real, "I'm only asking do U represent Sharia? What's with all the lengthy answer. I already knew about it!