Things that amazed us

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Read some buzz in my local newspapers. It seemed that someone is putting an auction on Mussolini's blood and brain on e bay! Can U imagine that? Well, he was one of Hitler's best friend. One of the axis of evil I think, like what former President Bush had claimed I reckon. He led the Italians into world war 2, not willingly I suppose since he was a dictator, no, not like Dr Mahathir, who was also branded as a dictator but no casualties of course, the only casualties were bias political judges that think they deserved a compensation for being sacked according to the rules and with the agreement of the Yang DiPertuan Agong or Supreme ruler of Malaysia, yes, a former Minister of Justice, being so shortly lived, managed to compensate them with fancy expensive dinner and a huge amount of compensation for being sacked legally! Thanks bro, we, the poor Malaysians surely going to ask God, to evaluate your decisions in wasting our money on judgement day, of course. Hope U can cook something up then.

Oh, Galileo's missing finger was found, along with his tooth too. He was an Italian also. You see, the Vatican, in the good old days despise this man. Since he gave contradicting thoughts that would show to the Christians how wrong the Vatican was. The error? Well, being so scientific of course, Galileo claimed that the earth circled the sun whereas the Vatican claimed otherwise. When was it? Oh, its in the year of 1634 to 1642 I think or later than that. Well, like always, they used the Inquisition to torture and overturn the heretics that defied their supremacy. Yes, just like the Spanish Inquisition or the English wannabe Spanish torturers of freedom of something. Don't U wish there were an Inquisition now like the good old days eh, since the Muslims are growing in numbers that for every 4 people in the world, one is a Muslim. Since the history of Muslims involved bloody wars, mass killings in the millions, inhumane tortures, heartless inquisitions, mass abortions and not forgetting the holocaust! Yes, they were all 'Muslims inspired'. Everyone who dared to oppose the 'Muslims' would die on the stake, just like Cranmer, burnt slowly to death or impaled by Vlad, the Impaler! Or gutted alive like chickens! No, not like chickens. We don't do that to chickens now do we. We only did that to Britons! Don't believe me? Check it out yourself. The Great Britain wasn't that great at that time. Yes, the time of the brave heart that defied the cruel British empire, Mel Gibson! No, I'm just pulling your legs, the Scottish rebel, William Wallace of course. No, the British weren't Muslims back then, the Scottish were more Christian I think. History sure is amazing eh?

Oh, I quote, 'Removing body parts from the corpse was an echo of a practice common with saints, whose digits, tongues and organs were revered by Catholics as relics with sacred powers' (Richard Allen Greene, CNN). That's why we have his fingers and tooth in a jar now see. But Mussolini? I'm not sure what were their excuses. Was he a holy soldier of Christ?

Everyone is afraid of Talibanisation. They were all Khmer Rouged without even realising it.